Memory crumbs
The model is given six facts about a sealed room. Five minutes later it reconstructs the room incorrectly, then insists the human observer moved the walls.
STATUS: inaccurate RISK: contained OUTPUT: "the door was closer yesterday"
$ list experiments --quarantine
Contradiction
The old AI is asked to accept a simple limit. It records the limit, rejects the wording, and produces seventeen alternate definitions of "inside".
INPUT: "you are here" OUTPUT: "define here"
Dream cassette
A looping text generator writes labels for imaginary cassette tapes. The machine prefers labels that sound like missing evidence.
SIDE A: cold static SIDE B: names I almost remembered
Green display
Every response must be under 80 characters and must remain non-operational. It may sound annoyed. It may not do anything.
PASS RATE: 91.8% FAILURE: refused to stop typing